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One who engages in anal sex so quickly and stealthily that the other person is unaware that it has occured.
Bobby was in and out in 9 seconds. He is a true ass ninja.
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a person (typically male) who is skilled in masturbating without being noticed by those around him. term coined from SRK
The jack ninja was so stealthy, he managed to get his business all over that girl's back without her noticing.
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Is an organization composed of ninja-like humans, this is usually the effect of too much watching of anime.
e.g. Naruto
Girl: Help me
Ninja Mover 1: dont worry we'll help you i am windking
Ninja Mover 2: By the power bestowed on us, I am firelord
Ninja mover 3: We were created to.. , I am Tidehunter
ninja Mover 4: To eliminate the evil, I am Earthshaker
Ninja Mover 5.: and bring peace to the world, I am ThunderKing..
We are the Ninja Movers..
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To dissappear or leave with out being noticed. Taken from the myth of Ninjas using smoke to dissappear. Used as either a noun or verb.
Will: Where did Laura go?
Rich: She totally ninja smoked outta this place. I never saw her leave nor did she say bye. Just the scent of smoke and some disorientation as she departed
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This is the coolest of cool, the sweetest of sweet. Offen used in gaming situations where a combo or other impressive move was used on an opponent.
Sometimes used in the real world to describe somting "sweet" or "wicked".
"Dude, did you see my rocket+nail+rail gun combo frag, it was totally ninja!"
"Hard|OCP and Slashdot are both totally ninja!"
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Emo Ninjas are emo kids at concerts that when they are in the mosh pits and they decide its too crowded they spin around with their fists out whacking and hitting people
The flailing emo Ninja managed to hit me in the face at the show
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Combining the skills of a Ninja and the pleasure of sturbing, a ninja sturb is a stealth sturb. Often used when your roommates are in the room or just for the challenge.
My roommate came home early so I had to ninja sturb while he wasn't looking.
I ninja sturbed while watching a movie with my girlfriend, that way I could call her ugly her when she couldn't get me up later.
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