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Naked Nap

The art of cuddling after a hours of fucking with your significant other.
Naked nap doesn't required to be fully naked but it's better that way.... or just underwear
Sleeping isn't a requirement but a bonus.
Naked nap can be side by side or on top or intertwined legs.

Sorry I didn't answer your text for hours... I was in the middle of a naked nap with Dave.

by Alimadicharli April 2, 2022


Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018


Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021


Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 19, 2022


tv nap

What your dh is having on the couch with the tv on. He says he's not sleeping, but he couldn't tell you what just happened in the movie he is purportedly watching. And there are very suspicious sounds extremely similar to snoring coming from the couch area.

"Where's Steve?"

"Oh, he's in the man cave having a tv nap".

by She-who-never-gets-the-remote June 14, 2011


benzo nap

A deep sleep induced by taking lots of drugs, specifically benzodiazepines.

Man, Charlie took so many benzos at the party last weekend he had the longest benzo nap.

by Kekekinks July 14, 2017


disco nap

People who live in cities that do not have nighttime public transit and intend to attend a nighttime party will stay at the party for the entire night. In order to stay awake through the party they will take a nap during the day before preparing to go out. This is called a "disco nap".

Brad: Hey, I don't know if I can go out to the party tonight, I feel kinda tired.
Chad: Dude, take a disco nap, then you'll be energized all night.

by thedisconapper March 31, 2016