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National Fortnite Day
The day in which Fortnite is the only game anyone can play for 24 hours and if any other games are played within these 24 hours, your balls will be run over by a monster truck.
National Fortnite Day is the coolest day of the year because Fortnite is my favorite game!
National Fortnite Day is Tommy's favorite day.
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September 4th; National Crackhead Day is a day where all the crackheads are in charge. School work should be kept to a minimum and the classrooms and lunch room should be chaos due to the crackheads. If you are getting in trouble for being a crackhead, tell them it’s against the law and go home.
Crackhead: sksksksk and i oop sksksk i dropped my hydroflasksksksksksksksk
Teacher: sksksk go to the principals office.
Crackhead: and i oop
(National Crackhead Day is a day where crackheads unite for mass chaos)
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May 28th is National Fap Day. It's like an annual casual dress day for sex and masturbation. It's for fun. Go all out and make a day of it. Tell your friends you can't hang out (unless you're into that group stuff). They should be celebrating anyway so there should be no problem or question as to why plans should not be made. Call in sick, chances are your boss is doing it at work and wants the privacy.
Earl "Yo, Richard said the party's moved to Friday. Cuz it's National Fap Day."
Andrew "Last year got awkward when that black dude made eye contact w me."
"Sex tonight, hun?" "You know it's National Fap Day, babe. Let's just fap together after dinner."
"Bill's been in the shower since 7 celebrating National Fap Day"
"I haven't seen Parker all day." "Probably celebrating National Fap Day."
"You got any plans for Friday?" "Yeah man, National Fap Day, going all out. Might even pull a Carradine"
Most Interesting Man in the World, "I don't always Fap, but when I do, I do it on National Fap Day"
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Jane made Frank stay home so that way they could celebrate National Cleavage Day. Frank was happy that she did because he saw more of her in 10 mins. than he had seen of her in a long while!
Cleavage
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This isn't real, and if you think this shit is funny then fuck off because you're the damn problem. To all the horny men out there that think rape is funny, i hope you learn your lesson real fast because thinking rape is fun and funny is so disrespectful!
Guy- "It's national rape day today, we might see someone get raped"
Another person- "And you're excited for that? What the hell is wrong with you?!"
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As a bunch of people know, national grab ass day is April 11th. Boys and girls will grab other gender or same of asses. Another day is Dick day, where girls grab men’s dick out of nowhere and walk away. This gets men turned on, for dick day, and taken or not. DO IT!
“Hey (someone’s name) go grab his dick, it’s National Dick Day!”
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National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!