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When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off
Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed
Another word for Vagina
e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster
Cunnilingus from a bearded brethren.
I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.
The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"
"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.
Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!
A long curly beard that looks like a crotch rug worm on elderly man or a replacement of manliness when the mans genitalia is shorn like sheep are.
David letterman is so old he wears a pubic beard on his face to pretend he still has testosterone. Look at all the Cheetos caught in that mans pubic beard, he needs to shower after eating. He is insecure so wears a pubic beard because everything will be fine if he has one.
A lonely and grouchy woman with multiple cats and furry face.
Be careful, Cat Beard is on the warpath - someone must have taken her razor.