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baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015


No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 10, 2011


blast in the pants

A way to describe an extreamly happy, or ecstatic person who does just about anything for a laugh.

Devon sure was a blast in the pants when he put a fire hose down his pants and turned it on.

by Devon C December 30, 2005


pants sander

a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see droopy drawers

john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has droopy drawersand feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.

by R.F. Hor May 25, 2008


dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010


jama-pants

Pajama bottoms, of the pant variety. Typically soft and snuggly.

These jeans are chaffing my crotch region. I can't wait to get home and change into some soft jama-pants.

by Alexandravantittie Vigiviginolo August 13, 2005


the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b November 21, 2007