Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

Nugget Dunker

Someone who has sex with quadraplegic people (no arms and legs) as they look like an actual Chicken Nugget. Hence the term, Nugget Dunker.

Gary: Got any Nugget Dunker Porn?
Adult Shop Assistant: Fuck that shit man, that's fucked up. I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

grilled nuggets

brown nipples

Dang, that girl's got some grilled nuggets!

butt nugget

More than one dingleberry
A cluster of dingleberries

I guess I didn't wipe my ass enough, now I have a massive butt nugget.

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cunt nugget

a mixture of vaginal discharge, blood from a woman's period, and pubic hairs that have solidified.

Oh man, I found a cunt nugget while eating her out! I threw up right away!

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Chub Nugget

(noun) 1: Someone who is fat, but not completely obese. 2: Someone who has qualities that remind you of a McDonald's Chicken Nugget.

My little cousin just ate ice cream off of the ground. He's such a chub nugget.

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Nugget porn

Porn that was developed to give short people hope. If a torso that measures only 4 feet in length can do porn, then surely short people of only 5 foot can atleast get laid.

Brianna: my favorite porn is nugget porn. Dad: why because you're short like them?

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