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Some retarded edgy wannabe depressed teenage girl that everyone's apparently "gay" for since they have shit taste in music by listening to this new edgy genre type of music because everyone is "depressed" and shit right?
Girl: "OMG I LOVE BILLIE EILISH IM SO GAY FOR HER"
Me (an intellectual): "Shut the fuck up thot."
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Manager of the New York Yankees (AKA the worst team ever) in the 1970s and 80s. He was fired and re-hired almost half a dozen times by erratic lunatic/Yankees owner George Steinbrenner.
"Today in sports, George Steinbrenner just fired Billy Martin again. The Yankees haven't won a World Series in the 80s, and Steinbrenner's finger's on the button again!"
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The God of Major League Baseball.
Billy Beane is the smartest man on Earth and will forever change the game of baseball.
"In Billy We Trust"
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A sad emo bitch that makes sad songs and makes every 13 y o emo girl contemplate their life and makes everyone end up being emo and hating their parents or some shit
hey Billie EyeLash, no one likes you
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'Pulling a billy' is to not attend an event, usually blamed on a family event e.g. 'sister's birthday' or a family outing e.g. 'the borough market' The same excuse is typically re-used over and over.
Friend no1: 'Say, where's patrick?'
Friend no2: 'I don't know, i'll phone him'
*Friend no2 phones patrick*
*Friend no2: hey patrick, where are you?
Patrick: Sorry guys, I can't make it, I have to go my sister's birthday*
*end call*
Friend no1: 'So, where is he'
Friend no2: 'he's pulling a BILLY'
Friend no1: 'AGAIN??'
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her actual name is William Eyelash Pirate Baird O'Connell get it right.
"William Eyelash, also known as Billie Eilish, is an American singer and songwriter."
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The best guy you can ever date. super awesome, and amazing is best to describe him. SOOOOO caring and sweet, that it melts your heart. Hes always putting a smile on your face with surprises of Strawberry pocky and shakes. and of course with super awesome stuffed toys like BILLY BEAR, Billy cow, Billy Mouse, Billy blanket, ms. giggles, boots and many other awesome things. hes so cute and handsome that he looks like a famous HK celebrity. Hes tall and manly and has the sweetest cutest smile =. Hes someone u would 100% marry and cuddle in a king sized bed with. hes someone you call "sugar cupcake", Sweetie poo, honey boo, boo, hubby, lo gung, sweetie, baby, and your everything. hes someone to love forever, to enjoy time with, to chit chat and just to stare deeply into his eyes with. he has the funniest jokes, most interesting things to talk about and the funnest piggy back rides. and of course he gives the sweetest hugs. hes someone i will love with all my heart !
Billy Bear says: i love billy li!
billy cow says: me too!
kim cow says: ME THREE!!
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