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Geographic location located in southern Ohio and Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia that is culturally and sociologically the Upper South as opposed to the midwest, the east or the north. This would include Dayton and Cincinnati Ohio, Indianapolis, Louisville and Lexington Kentucky and Huntington, West Virginia. This is the bottom buckle of the snow belt and the top buckle of the Bible belt, where people may eat Cincinnati Chili, stewed tomatoes, goetta (a pork sausage that includes pin-cut oats,) Ale-8-1 pop (a beverage made in Winchester, KY) Esther Price chocolate candies, Mike-Sells and Grippo potato chips. They eat at places like Frisch's Big Boy and Skyline Chili and there are actually still drive-in theaters in this region. Regional pizza favorites are LaRosa's, Cassanos and Marions in southwest Ohio. Soft drinks are referred to as pop as opposed to soda or Coke. The main grocery establishement is Kroger.
"I was passing through the Upper South on my way to Cleveland, so hit three Kroger stores, where bought some Ale-8-one in Lexington and some Grippos in Cincinnati. Then I stopped in Dayton for some Esther Price and Cassanos and picked up a copy of "Southern Living" magazine before I headed to the frozen north.
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1.The lower part of the US. Most commonly used cities:houston,atlanta,st.Louis,miami,New Orleans and some others.Also it is a place that is very hot and sticky,Is very pretty,Gets a lot of rain.,is where all the best rappers come from.
2. Place where many red-necks and country folk reside.
Yo i'm representing tha South side fo all yall!
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The capitol is Columbia, again making South Carolina well-known by being one of the worst capitols in the United States. They insisted on hanging a confederate flag above their capitol building until a few years ago when someone from another state brought an updated calendar to show them what year it was. Although they were shocked to hear the war was over, they did proclaim the south would "rise again," and this is commonly seen on the back of pickup trucks throughout the state driven by men with an average IQ of 40 and with four of his six children sitting in the bed of the truck playing with empty beer cans on the way back home from church. The only place of any worth in the entire state is Hilton Head Island. The majority of its residents are those from the northeast. That being said, Hilton Head is really beautiful, clean, and most of the residents speak English, with the exception of those who mow your lawn. Everywhere else is fairly unremarkable. If you're into tacky tourist attractions, go no further than Myrtle Beach. It's like an overweight, glue-sniffing southern counterpart to Las Vegas. Best avoided. In conclusion, if you're looking for your lost "rebel" identity and enjoy bathing in mediocrity, go no further than South Carolina. If you want uptight bitches from Charleston to tell you how southern "culture" is all about being classy and hospitable, ask her why that street down the road has twelve black families with the same last name as her.
Clueless A: "Man, South Carolina is so great. Palmetto State rules! Go Cocks!"
Clueless B: "Fuck yeah bro, I can't wait until I graduate from Clemson and go into construction!"
Voice of Reason: "You're both fucking nitwits, you have either Georgia, North Carolina or Florida to go to with infinite more possibilities but you choose to say in this infested backwater slum."
Clueless A and B: "Clemson rules! The south will rise again! Hey, where's my John Deere hat?"
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The better part of Jersey, which includes anything south of I-95.
We support secession from North Jersey, and have a dialect similar to that of a Philadelphian.
South Jerseyite: Hey, where's the WaWa? I need a hoagie and some water.
North Jersyite: What's a 'wooter', 'wawa', and 'hoagie'?
SJ: *silence*
NJ: What?
SJ: Go away, asshole.
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A town with more bars than churches and schools combined. And where the exceptable form of everyday entertainment is to go to the american legion post and drink every night of the week. Bringing your kids along to play pool is also common.
"Lets go down to the Legion in South Bend and drink and hussle pool kids!"
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A state that tries its best to convince the rest of America that it only consists of Charleston, Hilton Head, and Myrtle Beach. Unfortunatley it is also filled with about a million other square miles of nothing. South Carolina also has a program where children are taught from birth that going to Clemson University is the only thing worth living for, because they know that otherwise every kid who graduates from high school would immediatley move out of state. It pays for this program using an "Education Lottery" that preys on poor minorities. Once a South Carolinian graduates from Clemson they are then forced to move back to the small town where they grew up, and start their own family where they raise another batch of classy rednecks who aspire for mediocrity.
Me: what do you want to do with your life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: but I mean like after that...
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
Me: do you like want to stay in South Carolina your whole life?
girl: LOL I WANNA GO TO CLEMSON!!!!!!!!
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A small town in Southern Virginia.
It's an odd mixture of ghetto, redneck, middle-class conservatism. The poverty level is through the roof and ignorance runs rampant. The only good thing is that the cost of living in extremely low, that's about it.
Scene in South Boston:
(Rafael)- Hello, good sir. How are you today?
(Billie)- Whachu want, faggot? Get cher Obama lovin' ass outta my sight!
Typical.
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