baked goods

a sexy stoner chick

bro: aw man whose that hazy hottie with the tidi?

dude:oh dude that chick, shes always high, shes baked goods... but i dunno her name.

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baking a cake

the act of masterbation

"the phone rung so many times, but i couldn't answer i was in the middle of baking a cake."

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cum-baked

Covered in cum

I'm not going to the mall with you, you got me all sweaty and cum-baked.

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Bake Bed

The act of laying ones back seats face down in your vehicle rolling your windows all the way up laying down on the back seats that's were put down and smoking from anything and smoking anything

Let down the bake bed, roll this L up, light it and smoke this.

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baking in a cup

The act of pooping in a dixie cup (and or any other paper/plastic cup, because you don't want use a glass for sanitary reasons *poop is hard to wash off of dishes*) and have your partner finger the poop cup, licking his/her's finger's in-between each stroke. Meanwhile you urinate/ejaculate (whichever your preference is) onto their head.

"hey sally you want to go bake in a cup?"
sally:"sure... like what? cookies? muffins?"
"nope... poop"
sally:"yeah... I'm not gonna do that"
"bitch..."
baking in a cup

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baked children

the act of dressing up as santa and then having sex in an e-z-bake oven

i used the baked children on my girlfriend last week

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Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

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