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Thats me!
Muscle cars rule is soooo cool
My crush: shut up he’s so lame and stupid. He kinda sus too
A dickhead, who doesn’t give his beautiful, fantastic and just great girlfriend flowers and doesn’t come to london every time she asks, he’s rude and sends memes to other girls but he’s kinda cute and got a shlonggggg
mac the muscle man’s gf is mad at him 24/7
One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.
Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"
1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.
Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.
Men that may or may not be over weight that have a large chest area. If they were ladies we calling them titties but men don't like the term.
This guy says man can't have titties... Then man what you carrying muscle sacks???
Females that are only attracted to men with muscles/ body builders.
Look at maddie just drooling over that buff dude. She always goes for the biggest muscle. What a muscle slut