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when you take a girl home after a night out, you fail to engage in coitus but she still wets the bed
friend 1: how was that bird you brought back last night
friend 2: She did the pat nield all over my bed
pat fans: someone with a small penis but long hands and substitutes his fingers for his penis to please a woman
Woman 1: “last night was amazing! He had like a 6in dick and it was like it could move on it’s own never getting soft!”
Woman 2: “are you sure he wasn’t just a pat fans?”
Woman 1: “...”
When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato
Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.
Masturbating, wanking, jaking off, batting etc.
He continued Patting the Steadman till the sticky liquid he liked oozed and squirted out.
A Official Patriots cap worn during games
Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games
A guy so dank, his dankness is so unfathomable it stanks up a room
Damn, did you see that dude at the 360 concert, straight up Pat Sadler!