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Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

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sportscraft pants

Pants worn by portly chaps in Eastwood

Jason is wearing his sportscraft pants today!

by JALDLSP January 9, 2018

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Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009

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baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

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No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 10, 2011

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pants call

an outgoing cellular phone call, typically made inadvertantly from within one's pocket, but also from handbags (purses), being sat upon, etc.

Dude, what's up? Yesterday you called me, like, 8 times in a row, and every time I picked up, you were just, like, "voop, voop, voop, voop, voop". Oh, and there was some background noises too, like a bunch of bitches being bored to death.

Oh, yeah. I haven't figured out how to lock my new phone yet, so every time I stick it in my pocket, it makes pants calls. Costs a friggin' fortune.

by Greasy Granny June 16, 2009

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the no pants dance

performing the act of sexual intercourse

It has been rumoured that popular couple Jack and Jill have been doing the no pants dance in their recreational time together.

by nelly b November 21, 2007

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