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A choice of two things but both are equally as awful as the other. You don’t want to choose either of them, but a decision has to be made.
Sam was given a patty ultimatum of either going to the run down casino or babysitting a stranger’s baby. With a deadline, he had to make a decision between these horrible options.
Little Billy: Hey pa, my girlfriend Linda said she wants to have "sex"... What do I do?!
Pa: Easy son, just pull your little pecker there out and shove it right up her patty flappers. You'll be just fine.
Little Billy: Thanks Pa....for the best
TWO PEOPLE, ONE LIES ON THEIR FRONT WHILST THE OTHER TAKES A POO ON THEIR UPPER BACK AND PATS IN DOWN NUMEROUS TIMES WITH THEIR BUM.
AUSSIE PATTY VERY SIMULAR TO A BOSTON PANCAKE BUT INSTEAD, THIS IS APPLIED TO THE UPPER BACK.
(SEE BOSTON PANCAKE)
Sucking dick in a cow pasture.
Hey dude, Leslie gave me a patty plopper the other day while we were out 'shrooming!
A patty-cake threesome is just patty-cake with three people you sick freak.
(But seriously, it's harder than it looks)
"Can I join you two to make it a patty-cake threesome?"
"Me and Andy just got into an all-night patty-cake threesome yesterday. We're still sore from it."
Someone who thinks he has the secret sauce like the Krabby Patty but doesn’t. His patty tastes like old musty weiner
Kade dropped the ball because he’s a cock patty, bad bitch Alexis would never do that.
Where a whole bunch of straight males make a sandwich with there penis’s (bread=hands) (mayo=cum) (meat=penis)
(Boy 1) “hey wanna make a penis patty?”
(Boy 2) “omg hell yes”
(Boy 3) “yes please”