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A ne'er do well, a benefit cheat who drinks and bets all day
Look, there goes Pig Willie, off to the bookies again
because the scientific name for a pig is “sus” when someone is acting sus you say they’re “sus no pig” similar to when people say “fax no printer”
bro my mom just died
bruh that’s sus no pig
When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?
I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
Bacon. A much beloved food. Goes well with everything.
"What's for dinner?" "Pig candy sandwiches." "Yippee!, can I have mine on white bread with mayo?"
a legendary creature that has shaggy, dark purple fur, and lots of razor sharp teeth. it looks like a boar, but has long, strong legs, and can run very fast. it is four times larger than an average pig. it hunts by night and eats by day. they can easily break into your house and slash your throat in your sleep. being attacked by a night pig is worse than a huberbluh.
oh my gosh, its a night pig!!! everybody ge-
*the night pig kills everyone in sight, brings them back to its den, and eats them one by one.*
"Everything was okay earlier but now it's all gone pig tong"
A Big Sexy Boi with a striking jawline and dashing foreign looks. When taken out he will attract all women within l in a 5 mile radius is they are more than 2 years younger(Nonce) despite his label they will still flock to be blessed by his words. He is unusually tall over 6’3 and is flailly and uncoordinated and shit On a bike. Do not leave your Darn unattended by a road!
Person 1: Who TF is that
Person2: that is just Darny Pig