Bitch-pillow

A safety feature used in modern motor-vehicles which inflate upon crashing to protect the driver, if he/she is a bitch.

"Wait, your car doesn't even have airbags?" "Ha, airbags, you mean Bitch-pillows."

pillow starfish

A girl who does no work during sex, and hugs on to the pillow backwards, like a star fish in a tank.

We were doing missionary the entire time, she's just a pillow starfish.

Pillow grabber

Grabbing someone's tits

Tits, pillow grabber

Pillow cake

When you're rolling on molly or ecstasy and then lay down on a SUPER comfortable place that is so soft it hits your sweet spot. Usually with a friend 😉

"Omg this bed is pillow cake!!"

Pillow Clicker

Pillow Clicker Is a stupid clicker game made by silent quack, it's just terrible in every way possible.

person 1: hell pillow clicker sure is fun
person 2: but it's made by silent quack
person 1: oh yeah

pillow slipper

the vigorous act of rubbing your foot up and down between the breasts creating the figurative slipper between the two pillows of breasts.

that bitch has such a huge foot fetish, she asked for a pillow slipper.

Prison pillow

When you’re at a hotel and don’t have enough pillows so you use an empty pillow case filled with dirty clothes to craft your own make-shift pillow.

Andrew: “I’ll go and ask reception for a new pillow”
Kate: “Say no more fam, I’ll make you a prison pillow instead”