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In Nelson's time Royal Navy junior ensign's were known as "newts." Being so young it didn't take much rum to become inebriated. Hence the expression "pissed as a newt."
Celebrating too quickly, he became as pissed as a newt.
Pissed= Inebriated
Newt= small semi-amphibian member of the salamander group.
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I was working on my car and couldn't get the head bolts undone, so I sprayed some Panther Piss on that bad boy and they came straight out !
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Anyone with the name Kevin is a little peepee Piss boy
John: “fuck man your such a piss boy”
Kevin: “what how”
John: “you know why”
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When you are so mad/angry that it can be compared to shit.
"I was pissed as shit when that drunken man spilled his beer all over my shirt."
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When you've had a heavy night and the first thing in the morning (or several times in the morning) you regret it.
OMG i've just had the craziest piss shit in my life, pissing through your arse isn't pleasant.
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Keep your piss piglet in your pants, you revolting perv. That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. And quit rubbing it. This is a family joint!
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When people are arguing over a petty and insignificant matter while mostly using insults, passive-aggressive behaviors and other nonconstructive and immature methods in order to "win" the argument.
This is pathetic, these two have reduced the discussion into a piss fight. I wish they could just settle it like adults.
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