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When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
Special license plates given to members of the Chicago law enforcement agencies.
Altough the car was unmarked, we knew it was a cop because of the m-plate.
A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fix bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
A plate of cookies that mends old wounds and changes the future of lady bosses as we know it.
Band-aids don't fox bullet holes, but healing plates do.
Wow Taylor Swift just made Katy Perry a healing plate and now I'm floating onto the clouds filled with choc chips
To be disheveled, dirty, scattered, broke down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweatpants and broken ass slides. Dude’’s Plating dick, I hope he’s ok.
To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
Its over. Done. Cooked. Sealed. Delivered. Finished. Fucked.
Bro, i got ya plate, its done.
I stole your girl and got ya plate.