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The unfortunate result of thinking the 90's had more staying power than they actually did.
Also: An ingenious ruse to keep people from knowing you make Hunter money.
"Are you serious, that guy makes Hunter money? But he has a fucking Smashing Pumpkins tattoo."
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When you accidentally cream pie while using cinnamon scented lube. Not be confused with a "candy cane", when your chick cums on your dick while you are using mint flavoured lube.
Used that cinnamon based lube last night . Lost my load in her, sprinkle some nut meg on it and you got a pumpkin spice latte.
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the extreme moose knuckle found on extremely huge useless fat fuck mother in law
man did you see that thing in her tight grey traky daks it had a moose knuckle like a queensland blue pumpkin
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When you get sad over a thing that may not be important to other people.
I'm a Sad Little Pumpkin, a kid popped my football.
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A tampon that’s been put up someone’s ass to control diarrhea
Jimmy you want to taste my pumpkin spice tampon?
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who shot the pumpkin:
1.an unfortunate event
2. Something people say when they're shocked.
3.Something people say when someone has had an 'accident'
"Oh my God! Who shot the pumpkin?"
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An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
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