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When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.
Dude i just gave charlene a citrus punch.
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A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
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When you headbutt a women's vagina.
I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !
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When you're fucking and the dick slides all the way out of the pussy and on its way back in it misses and punches the tight butt hole causing pain to both parties.
Last night Ben butt punched me, it hurt so bad, we had to stop completely.
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When a girl's chin hits the sack as she's giving a blowjob.
Last night my girlfriend was giving me head and she chin punched me so hard I blacked out.
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Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.
I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
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When a stripper slides a condom over a participants foot; The stripper inserts the foot into herself and begins to ride the participants foot.
“Dude, when we were in Thailand, we took Smith to get his first toe punch!”
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