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When a woman is drinking a citrus beverage while you have the two of your fists, one in her ass, and one in her vag.
Dude i just gave charlene a citrus punch.
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A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.
Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"
Guy 2 "Yes I did"
Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"
Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"
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When you headbutt a women's vagina.
I turtle punch that bitch cause her pussy smelled like Cristian's butthole !
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When a girl's chin hits the sack as she's giving a blowjob.
Last night my girlfriend was giving me head and she chin punched me so hard I blacked out.
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Hard, rough sex. Deep dicking her pussy.
I’m going to Rachel’s after work and giving her the velvet punch.
Braaaahhh your mum was craving the velvet punch so I had to oblige.
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(pun-ching hi) v. Surpassing your expected level of accomplishment. (e.g. Dating someone much better looking than you, winning an argument with someone perceived to be smarter, etc.)
Friend 1: "Dexter is taking Lisa to prom."
Friend 2: "Damn! He's punching high!"
Friend 1: "Gotta be something more than meets the eye."
Friend 2: "Proper."
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to take a large crap. This does not necessarily have to be after lunch.
"Dude, I gotta punch lunch. Can we stop at McDonalds?"
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