Race the Cow

A fun game to play, basically you drink as much as you can and try to drive to a set location before it kicks in. if it doesnt, you win. if it does, you win.

"Officer, in my defense, im playing Race the Cow."
"Ah, sorry sir. carry on"

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poison race

A beer game where you try to drink as much as you can during the awesome tune Posion by Alice Cooper. In those 4.28 min you'll feel like your in heaven. Afterwards you'll feel like throwing up.

Dude, did you see that guy puke after the Poison Race? Off the hook!

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Race the clock

To masturbate before your spouse gets home.

I got to go home and race the clock before my wife get home from work.

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race change

The process whereby a white person gets so tanned they appear to have changed their race. Akin to "sex change".

That girl has spent so much time in the sun I think she's undergone a race change.

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Tugboat Race

When two men in 69 position jack each other off while moterboating each others balls.Whoever cums first is the Tugboat Race winner.

Ick!I just walked in on Steve and Rodney engaged in a Tugboat Race.It looked like Steve was winning.

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Ambien Racing

Racing against Ambien. Drive until you're around 20 minutes from your house and then pop 2 Ambien. Try to beat it home.

Hey, Matt gots 2 Ambien. Grab your friend and your car, let's go Ambien Racing.

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Box Race

Teams of 2 (or more if you're soft) race to drink a box (24) of beer.

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Heading round to Dazza's for a box race while we watch the cricket"

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