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Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 November 19, 2015


read the article

three words commonly used as cannon fire against someone who didn't read the article, and you feel the need to destroy them because you're a vengeful bitch.

Tom: Steven Tyler is innocent until proven guilty. Too many celebs getting railroaded or canceled because of these accusations!

Kelli: well, like, duh. Like, if you would just read the article, you'd know that he admitted to it in his autobiography!

by GG Allin February 2, 2023


Sandwich-reading

The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.

Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.

I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.

by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023


Smart Reads

Brilliant short little information vehicles that pound and exorbitant amount of knowledge in a minuscule amount of time so you can learn about topics quickly and gain a 360 degree view of the world to see wtf is actually going on in this place...

"Dude, I was pounding more information than coffee this morning with 'Smart Reads.' I feel tapped into the future of humanity and 3 steps away from solving our planets pollution problem."

"Last night was a total mind fuck, I surfed through like 15 smart reads books, got lost in experiments and ended up shorting the entire blocks electricity after building a makeshift mini EMP device for under $15 with stuff just laying around my moms old memorabilia collection."

by Ant Hive February 22, 2017


Sign read bait

Type of sign indicating non-entry to a property. It kinda troll you with a clever phrase, and also the images I found on google shows a weird thing of Zombie bait. But, meh, personally, I think are signs that put away, unsucessfuly, the drunky kids of the grass.

"Sign read bait, chips, beer and ammunition"LeAnn Rimes, Nothin' Better To Do(song)

by Eusofa July 18, 2021


read it in english

What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".

Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework

by concept not format November 30, 2019


reading the same book

When two or more people are on the same page about something or talking about the same thing

Are we reading the same book”

by bananajoe August 23, 2020