rule 34

If it exists or can be imagined, there's a porn of it.

guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!

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Rule 1

Do not talk about /b/.

Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.

Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.

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solmes rule

Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.

Solmes Rule applies everywhere: look at your circle of friends or at Hollywood

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rule whore

When a person playing a casual sport (example: basketball pick up game at the park) complains about everything and states the proper rules of the game, when really no one else cares and is just trying to have a good time.

These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated

-playing basketball at the park

Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!

John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!

Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT

John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!

Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!

John- (laughs and leaves)

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2% rule

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.

Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.

Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.

Person 2: 2% rule.

or

Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.

Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.

Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?

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Rule 33

The rule before rule 34

What rule is before rule 34 i forgot. Oh its rule 33

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Rule 39

Never say no to bacta.

38: “Get yourself some bacta, soldier!”
Response: “I thought you’d never ask!”
*During bacta time*
Rule 39: Never say no to bacta.”

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