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Any 50+ year old women who lives on a boat.
I met this older woman at the local yacht club. After a couple drinks and appetizers she told me she was a rusty pelican! Strangely I was slightly turned on by that.
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The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.
My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.
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The act of a man having sex with a woman while she is on her period, and then she gives the man a blowjob.
I decided to screw my girlfriend while she was on her period, and then she gave me a blowjob. I laughed and told her she just got a Rusty Kramer. Then I cock-slapped her.
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When you are playing pump the rump with a woman and she has either not taken a dump, has the runs, or you've gone extra deep digging for gems, and when you pull your cock out its got shit on it.
I was pounding Mary deep and hard in her cornhole and when I pulled out my man meat it was smeared with poo. I like to keep my tools clean so she gave me a golden shower to clean off my rusty shovel.
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Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.
Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."
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Hotly debated sexual practice. Many definitions can be found but the overwhelming consensus defines the activity as overactive masturbation that results in a raw, red dick.
That girl was so hot she made me go home and give myself a Rusty Venture.
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a used tampon removed from a menstruating female's vaginal cavity and then inserted into the partner's anus. finally the tampon is removed from the partner's sore anus and placed into a third party's unsuspecting mouth. the two previously mentioned parties then masturbate to the victims reaction.
"courtney loved the rusty tampon we gave to jose"
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