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tater swift

The act of using ones charms to quickly engage in anal sex.

Yo Angella called you know I'm about to get that tater swift

Originally used to describe the desire to stick ones penis I Taylor Swifts rectum.

by Lubedandready February 26, 2016


swift kicks in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs multiple times in a row, in rapid succession. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him some swift kicks in the nuts as hard as she could. He screamed and fell down holding his now broken nuts and tried to salvage whatever he could. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids.

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024


Taylor Swift fatigue

Describes the mental exhaustion you get when being forced to hear about Taylor Swift in every aspect of life.

After a long day, Joe was trying to enjoy a night of watching his favorite football game but was forced to hear about Taylor Swift every 10 seconds. Consequently, Joe developed a serious case of Taylor Swift fatigue.

by make_orwell_fiction_again February 12, 2024


esme swift

u smell reeeally bad. ur a big fat liar and an attention whore. u fancy ur own brother #incest. ur just so ugly too. nobody cares what you have to say

hi its chris and i hate esme swift

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023


phil swift

A man who is really into cutting boats in half and doing " ALOTA DAMAGE " then fixing it with his product.

"PHIL SWIFT HERE WITH FLEX TAPE"

by sehiers April 28, 2021


Phil Swift

Phil Swift is the maddest lad ever....
I mean he sawed a boat in half... did you ever saw a boat in half... I dont think so!

Phil Swift really is the maddest lad ever lol.

by Tarix__ December 12, 2018


Phil Swift

Our lord and saviour

Did you see the new flex tape commercial with our lord and savior Phil Swift?

by Suvjet November 14, 2017