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A girl who’s as salty as salt and vinegar chips
Why is she so salty???
Cause that’s salty Sarah
When you masturbate whilst on the toilet and faeces and semen leave your body at the same time.
Callum got bored at work so he went to the toilet and knocked out a Salty Mudcake
This is when your favorite streamer gets absolutely bodied while trying to be ConnerDose
Chadwick is a Salty Chad when stuns don't work!
A sexual act where the male finishes onto their partner's face while they are crying.
They didn't seem to like it, so I gave them a salty Maurice and called it a day.
The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
The most delicious snack.
A "Salty Lemon" simply refers to a lemon with salt on it, a delicious snack enjoyed by all.
To Prepare your own salty lemon at home, simply grab a lemon slice and pour about a teaspoon of salt on it and enjoy!
Mary: "Hey, have you tried a salty lemon?"
Ben: "No I haven't, that sounds awful."
Mary: "What? You've gotta try it! It's delicious! It tastes like a margarita."
Ben: "I guess I could try it, you got any lemons to make this salty lemon?"
Using your lovers tears as lube
Fuck man, I just said the worst thing.... Shannon was upset and a little teary and said she was gonna make me wet, I told her immediately "it's ok baby, I will use your tears as lube, put it someplace awful, and we will call it the salty plunger"