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A sexually aroused gay transgender jewish ginger with black skin who is sitting in a wheelchair with a swastika tattoo over his three nipples that spreads peanut butter on his dogs balls
guy 1: What the fuck is that guy doing to his dog?
guy 2: Oh thats just sam jordan, this is what he does.
A remarkable English man with flair of humor and wit. He plays as the gorgeous, (and might I add, hot) Finnick Odair in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. He is an enjoyable and warm person. He is married to Laura Haddock.
"Have you seen Catching Fire? Who is the person who plays the devastatingly handsome Finnick Odair?"
"Oh! yeah, that's Sam Claflin!!"
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HOTTEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER SEE. THEY BOTH HAVE AMAZING FEAUTRES AND ARE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE YOU WILL EVER WATCH. FORGET THE DOLAN TWINS, FORGET JAMES CHARLES, FORGET SHANE DAWSON. SAM AND COLBY ARE WHERE IT'S AT!!!
"Sam and Colby are my life"
"Colby is hotter then Sam"
"Sam is a little bean while Colby is a sexy beast"
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The state of being as perfect as possible and blessed with toned abs and rosy cheeks and fat pink lips
You just want to rub lotion all over that nigga man
Damn that Sam Pottorff!
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Sam saucy is amazing . I love that he is there when I need him . He is nice and the mostttt delicate person . I'm so lucky to meet a person like him
Kazsyney: Sam saucyyy what that ?????
Quaid Sam saucyyy: I'm eating romans
a bobybuilder who uploads his workouts to youtube. He has series of his workout journey, including his bulk series which spans over 200 episodes of him gaining weight and muscle. He also is working on a cut series where he tries to maintain muscle and lose weight/fat. There are a lot of memes on tiktok/instagram about him right now, particularly sped up videos of him working out.
Me: "Bro did you see Sam Sulek's diet?"
Gymrat: "Yea I'm about to grab some chocolate milk to get like him fr."
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When, during anal sex, your partner fecallates all over your penis, and the rush to pull out subsequently results in said feces spewing all over your chest and onto your partners back.
Dude, I am NEVER having sex with Mike again.
Why?
He Sam Brownbacked all over me the last time, and I almost threw up.
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