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a girl's period; used in place of saying one has one's period;
uses the same initials as Premenstrual Syndrome (PMS)
I had so planned on going swimming all week, but stupid Peter Michael Sanchez came this morning...
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Not to be confused with the classic Dirty Martini, a Dirty Sanchez Martini is 2 parts gin, 1 part vermouth, and garnished with an 3 "olives" made of poo on a coctail toothpick.
Yesterday my boyfriend fucked a supermodel, so today I mixed them both up a Dirty Sanchez Martini, with extra olives.
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One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around.
One who fucks a girl in the ass, but instead of making her suck on it, he puts it in her ear and wangle dangles that around. this is a dirty sanchez's cousin
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The Beefiest, manliest spaniard alive
you can never hope to be as manly as him, he will snap you in half without even lifting a finger
legends say he once did it with 47 women at once
they all died of exhaustion
it's el pato sanchez
we're fucked
OW MY SPINE
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when making a peanut butter sandwich, you wipe the remains of the peanut butter on your partners upper lip creating a authentic mexican moustache.
Brett made a Peanut Butter sandwich then gave Ben a Peanut Butter Sanchez.
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See Dirty Sanchez, but add...
When the woman has diarrhea
While at the Mustang Ranch perusing the menu I was astounded that the Dirty Sanchez was only $200, but to add extra gravy brought the total to over $700.
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;{o For a quick and fast way to tell your friends about the dirty sanchez without actually writing it. Very helpful in office or other professional situations.
Brett: So what happened with those girls last night?
Chester: I totally gave the Penley sisters the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
Brett: You're kidding?
Chester: Nope, gave them both the ;{o (Dirty Sanchez emotikon/smiley)
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