september 5th

National Sex day.

Guy “ Hey want to come over?”

Lady “Sure why?”
Guy “ It’s september 5th; national sex day!”
Lady “a Sweet!”

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September 1st

September 1st was the day Hitler invaded Poland. Therefore if you were born in this day, you’re a Nazi.

“my birthday is September 1st!”

“fuckin nazi”

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september 28th

National hickey day

Its september 28th, get ready for hickeys!!

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September 14th

September 14th is national kiss your GF/Crush day! Boys use this wisely because its only today!

Boy: *Kisses crush*
Crush: What are you doing!
Boy: haven't you heard, its September 14th!

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28th September

The day that you can legally kill that one sibling that you don’t like.

Trisha: Hey Jake, what are you gonna do one the 28th September
Jake: Well Trisha, funny you asked. I’m going to kill my annoying little shit called a brother.
Trisha: oop

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No Simp September

No simp September takes place in September. The rules are simple don't simp that means no complimenting girls and if they ask you out BREAK THEIR HEART. Good luck.

Person 1: Hey, Emily will you go out with me?

Person 2: PERSON 1 JUST FAILED NO SIMP SEPTEMBER.

Everyone: SIMP SIMP SIMP SIMP.

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September 21

The day when they can’t stop us alll. Reeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hey guys ready for September 21 reeeeeeeeeeeee

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