Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded
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I have been diagnosed with the sex shakes. My girlfriend is on her period, so I'm slowly developing the sex shakes!
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When you take a mason jar, put it in the freezer, smoke a joint, then when the joint gets low, you turn the joint around in your mouth (don't get burnt, dumbass) and shotgun the smoke into the cold mason jar. The jar can then be passed around to any of your friends to enjoy.
Travis: Terry, hand Dillon the mason jar.
*Terry hands Dillon the jar*
*Dillon shotguns the J smoke into the jar*
*Dillon then "drinks" some smoke, then passes it to Travis and Terry*
Dillon: That was a damn good herbal shake, wasn't it, Terry?
Terry: Hell yeah, it was!
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I met a drunk Irish lass on St. Patrick's Day, and she gave me a shamrock shake.
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The process of pissing or urination. This definition is specific to male urination whether it may occur in bathrooms, public arenas, trees, or a neighbor's flower garden.
Josh drank beer for hours before he had to shake the baby.
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stupid bitch tryna smoke fo free
if that shake junt wanna smoke fo free, she betta smoke on me
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When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.
"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"
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