poopin on da bed, specifically one with a white sheet.
William: watchya doin?
Bob: oh nofing, just sheeting on the bed.
William: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?! stop it right now or i'll slap ur butt off!
Another word for immature dorks who are cocky.
"That guy at the bar last night was such a tool."
"Yeah, spiderman sheets."
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The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing
Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet
The cloth that covers the pillow case that holds the actual pillow.
You should change your pillow sheets every other day to keep them from building up dead skin cells.
Meghan asked Larry what his favorite brand of fitted sheet were. He said SKYN
1. The act of one or more homospapiens engaging in the action of smoking the doobies and or pot smoking whilst making an attempt to conver the smell with a dryer sheet.
2. The use of a dryer sheet on either the room vents or through the use of a toilet paper roll to cover the scent of your weed smoke.
(If you attempt this action keep in mind that you may think it works but in fact you are too toasted to realize that you are just committing the act of douchebaggery and everyone knows what you are doing.)
Jack: Hey what is that smell?
Mikko: That is just my cockblocking roommate baking the sheets.
Jack: Oh that's why I smell mountain fresh air mixed with weed and a hint of ass. What a douchebag.
Mikko: Agreed, lets wait until he is totally blazed then drop him off in front of Flamethrowers down town.
when you fax someone a ton of colored sheets of paper to waste their color ink. This could be illegal. Present tense if color sheet bombing. Related to black sheet bombed.
"Hey man I just color sheet bombed my office yesterday, now they are super pissed and have to buy new ink cartridges."