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Song by ELO.
Also shamelessly ripped off note to note by The Hoosiers...
Why has no one realized the hoosiers have ripped off Mr Blue Sky
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A difficult job to start, and complete.
Getting all the evidence, and witnesses needed to put this case together will be like putting together a jigsaw puzzle of the sky!
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A fake news station that spews out right wing propaganda so misleading that it’s almost laughable. They’re just as bad as Fox News, if not worse.
Guy 1: Where did you hear that information from?
Guy 2: Sky News Australia
Guy 1: *Laughs intensively*
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What a massive bullshitter does all day
Paul! Have you been out the back smoking again?
No, I've been blue sky thinking about the Pacific Wave account
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An expression which describes when an person poos (slang for excretion) from great height. It must then hits an unsuspecting pedestrian which at minimum hospitalises them. However for maximum points, the impact must kill them. Giving pink eye adds bonus points.
Dude! The other day me and Derek chocolate sky-dived this disabled kid from the top of my apartment! He almost died and got pinkeye, that's so many points!
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it's when a cat stretches out their paws when being held or laying on a high place, making it look like they're kneading dough.
Looks like my cat is making sky muffins again.
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A news channel dedicated to Sport. Yet it fails to recognise there is more than one sport, "football".
This is because it is Sky News, and is complete utter rubbish, far too Americanised.
BBC ftw!
Sky Sports News Presenter: Yes, believe it or not, today we are reporting on... football! Because its not like we report on football every single minute of every single day is it?!
BBC News realizes there is more than one sport in this country.
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