A hot chick who falls asleep or passes out drunk before having sex with you.
"I thought that chick was going to be a wild ride, but she turned into a sleeping booty."
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When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep
Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"
Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"
Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."
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When you fall sleep, primarily out of being tired, way before getting ready to bed, and then you wake up in the middle of the night hating it as if you would have had already a full night's sleep. Most of the times you are even wearing your regular clothes and do not really remember how it happened.
I just woke up, and it's 3am! Wasn't I just laying down waiting for the water heater to get a cup of tea? I crack-sleep all the time!
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The feeling of having such a good sleep so you compare it to eating great food (noms).
George: Guess what
Kenzie: What?
George: I just had some sleep noms
Kenzie: That sounds gay man
George: Yeah I know :(
The act of affection shown between two connected souls in an attempt to make an ever lasting bond. This is a compassionate move which should not be taken lightly and involves the intimate closeness of the naked flesh.
The best way to describe this unique habit is probably as an "adult sleep over" with two or more body confident indivduals. The process involves naked incounters within the bedroom but with strictly no sexual activity and in the early hours of the morning. Talking, jokes, waking the other person up, singing, laughing and body exploration are all permitted aslong as the key rule of no sexual activity is adhered to.
"Can you take control? I've never experienced this before."
"He came over for more nakey sleeps last night, it never gets dull!"
"Theres so many possibilities for us in this activity."
Time: 12.56am - "I've been working all day on this essay I swear my work load is never ending, can I come over now to destress?"
Most applicable to being in a relationship you don’t wanna be in, you’re stuck and you can’t get out either because you are afraid of being alone or because you don’t wanna hurt the person, the pain of it is continuous no matter how many pleasures occur and how happy you pretend you are
Taste the love the lucifers magic that made you numb, the passion and the pain are one you’re sleeping in the fire
The sleep that occurs after your alarm goes off. You must get out of bed for no more then 2 seconds and then return to your slumber knowing that you will be late for something.
This is generally the best kind of slumber due to the fact that you dont give a fuck.
your boss: where were you this morning tom?
tom: I forgot my laptop on my kitchen counter and had to go back across town to get it.
your boss: dont let it happen again
joe: dude you had some after sleep didnt you...
tom: yes it did.