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When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.
The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.
Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!
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I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.
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A group of robotic Martians who make fun of us earth people for eating real mashed potatoes instead of using the powdered crap.
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A drinking game to Super Smash Bros. The players have 40 lives and each have a 40oz bottle of beer. With each death the players take a drink and must be finished with the bottle by the time they have lost all of their 40 lives. If a play finishes early they still must continue drinking by going and getting extra cans.
Hey want to go play some 40 Smash, tonight?
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To pleasure oneself sexually. Often refers to male masturbation and can be used as a synonym for jacking off or spanking the monkey
Example A
man what did you do saturday night?
oh nothing just watched the hockey game then smashed myself
Example B
Hey, you ever sit on your hand until it falls asleep and then smash yourself ? It feels like someone else is doing it.
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Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
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To have fast, often rough (but not disgusting) sex, with someone who you don't like. Smashing a hole often occurs when one is horny, and just looking for what could plainly be called a "Fuck". See also Smash.
"Dude, I'm totally gonna smash a hole with Crissie tonight!"
"But you hate that bitch..."
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