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social security

A federally run scam that pays less than 1% interest, even though the average inflation tax rate is about 2% year.

Pouring money into this system is pouring your money down a rathole, even though we are required by federal law to do it, most likely so that the criminals in D.C can pilfer it for their own needs.

Social Security is a terrible investment, it's better to invest your money into low-risk mutual funds instead.

by Anna Bananas December 18, 2007

59๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


social suicide

The act of doing something shameful and embarrassing in a public or social setting. (i.e. crying, overreacting, joining mathletes, or wearing crocs)

Person 1: Did you hear Sebastion committed social suicide?
Person 2: What did he do?
Person 1: He cried in geometry class because the teacher threatened to call his mom.
Person: Wow! That is bad!!!

by Mexican Junp Roper November 13, 2017

30๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


social notworking

When you spend all days at your job on social networking sites such as facebook,myspace and twitter.

Amanda spent day in the office social notworking instead of helping patients.

by ChocoStick March 11, 2009

75๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


Social Unicorn

A person who is extremely attractive and appealing, but is rarely seen in public and is completely unknown to most people.

A: Oh my god, I met this guy last night. He is so hot and nice and gentlemanly! Do you know him?

B: I don't and I don't know anyone who does! He must be a Social Unicorn.

by sexxxy1 January 17, 2011

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


social hacking

Not to be confused with social engineering, social hacking is to insert your own made-up words into everyday use in an attempt to get other people to use your vocabulary. You can measure accomplishments by finding strangers you have never met that use your word.

"I was social hacking a few words at my job today, when a co-worker came up and used a word I social hacked last week."

by wubang3r November 30, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


social friend

a type of friend that you wouldn't hang out with personally, you would only hang out with them in public.

Hey, you know Stephanie? She's a really good social friend.

by Alice Prior November 26, 2015

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socially uncensored

1) An individual, group, community, or society who is uncensored on a social level

2) Someone who believes everyone has a God given right to voice their thoughts, opinions, and ideas without censorship. And that no one has the right to socially or legally deny anyone their God given right to voice themselves.

3) An individual, group, community, or society which does not believe or accept society imposing moral or ethics upon any individual.

1) Alice is socially uncensored

2) Jane has a socially uncensored view-point toward life

3) I liked living in Sweden it was so socially uncensored

by ABH1981 January 22, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž