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A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
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A wet willy but with semen. You cum on your finger and stick it in their ear.
That nasty asshole gave me a sperm whale.
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Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
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the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats
where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out
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A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
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Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.
Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner
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An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
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