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1. something a bidet does. 2. the act of splashing water up and into your asshole.
hey mueller you got a little splash-ass action goin on in there?
Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.
when u are havin sex nd the girl is so loose that when ur about to get off ur penis falls out nd u cum everywhere (but inside her lol) aka *spash in the floor*
guy 1-so was she any good
guy 2- no man, every1 hit is obviously
guy1-why did u splash in the floor?
This happens when you visit a porta-john or portable outhouse and need to drop a #2 into the bottom. When you give your final push and it lands, your rectum and buttox are then covered in the familiar blue water resulting in getting smurf splashed.
This normally occurs after the porta-john has been cleaned and fresh blue liquid has been put inside the reservoir.
I had to take a crap and dude i tell you, i have never been smurf splashed like i was just then.
The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)
Toilet salesman: "No Splash, No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."
you cum on her wrist then you slap her arm with your dick and get her to catch it her mouth
CAN YOU DO A CALGARY SPLASH?
When a person often called Jack gets his penis out and uses it to stir diarrhoea of someone who has fallen ill and it splashes on something
Person 1: Hey what’s that splash on the wall
Jack : Don’t worry it’s only my dick splash