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What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.
Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.
When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone
person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"
When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around
Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small
A new Motorcycle rider, called a Squid, does not tuck in zee shirt and gets a sunburn on zee back.
After the long sunny ride the squid had an awesome squid stamp on zee back.
The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
The act of having a big dick and fucking everything up In your way
I was at work when big squid face fucked a grinder
My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME