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After an apple is inserted into the sphincter, ant the apple is pooped out like liquid diarrhea.
Had a crazy weekend, woke up Sunday with a squirts macintosh... what are you gonna do Bar mitzvahs
squirt squad fastest and the farthest squriters ever. we know how to squirt sooo hard. we have a bookclub on tumblr every saturday where we queef we rub our nipples and we squirt. amber is the leader of the toe squirters while londynn is the leader of the republican squirters daisy is the leader of the queer squirters and maddy is teh leader of the fastest and quickest squirters all together we squirt and fuck.
"omg i wish i could join squirt squad they r so hot and sexy and cunty"
When you’re buttchugging fireball and a little bit leaks out
Pissing or Urinating with an STI, Squirting with an STI or symptoms of one.
Painful anal secretions
The other night, me and the fellas went to drink fireball, when one suggested “LETS BUTTCHUG EM!”. It went as well as it could have. Until mine leaked out. That fireball squirt was like no other. Satan unleashed his full force against my rectum that evening.
When a woman is able to squirt her pussy juice out like a squirt gun when ever she wants
"My girlfriend is Human Squirt Gun in bed"
When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out
a ketchup squirt is when a Girl on period squirts
The all-female version of the traditional japanese bukkake. A group of woman masturbate around a single MAN and squirt (female ejaculation) on his face several times.
The girls tied up Dan and started rubbing their pussies on his face, making a squirt bukkake when they finally squirted.
Noun.
The cold, wet bed linens that come as the aftermath of a passionate, sexually-rewarding session that resulted in the female's expulsion of body fluids of genital origin (also known as ejaculate or, colloquially, as squirt).
My dear son,
That skank you slept with last night left a whole mess on your bed. I ain't washing your squirt sheets again this time!
Mom