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When You Find A Teddy Bear (Usually A Valentines Day Theme) And Cut A Large Hole In The Rectum Area And Proceed To Fuck It Until All The Cotton Is Soaked In Cum
“Dude I Just Louisiana Steam Boated My Sisters Teddy Bear” -Mike
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The feeling of disappointment and shame when you look back over your shoulder discovering the trail you left on your carpet. A synonym for the gift left in your yard by the neighbor's dobermann, which often results in that stink on the bottom of your shoe.
Watch out for the Steaming Trump Pile in your front yard, otherwise you might regret it!
The act of sitting in a car, masterbating, while two people are having sex with the windows up.
After a long day, the Norwegian steam room was just what Bill needed
The sexual act of where you stick a vape in an ass and anally vapes and then farts out the vape into another persons mouth.
That kinky hipster bitch wanted to do an Alabama steam engine last night.
The alabama steam engine is a sexual act in which one of the persons involved takes a hit off any substance (cigarettes, joints, vapes, etc) and proceeds to exhale smoke directly into the tip of another persons penis in which the person then walks around the room yelling "ALL ABOARD" and proceeds to fuck the fore-mentioned person
Bob: " damn I miss being young"
Joe: " yeah I remember me and my sisters would do the ol' Alabama steam engine for shits an giggles"
When a girl goes down to the Lincoln Haymarket and blows a homeless man in broad daylight for the bottom dollar.
Megan! You did a Nebraska Steam Engine... for your student loans and mortgage?!?
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When your girlfriend is getting hard core fucked doggy style while she tries to have a decent conversation with her daddy over the phone.
Christopher: I actually tried out the Minnesota-steam-train on Andrea.
Harry: What happened?
Christopher: Daddy wanted to join in.
Harry: I had a feeling.