wrapping your lover's chest and nether regions in saran wrap, then taking a dump and watching the steam trails run under neath the saranwrap.
After dinner and a movie, Jeff gave Beau a Weho steamer that left them both spent in delight.
The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.
Boy: How do you want it?
Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!
Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.
She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.
Where the guy eats the food, then poops it back out, then the girl eats it.
We're stranded on a island, so steve took a gilligan steamer to conserve food for marsha.
Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.
Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"
when a male and female have sex in a steam room, and both have overly grown body hair, and it becomes steamy.
we had a stanly steamer in the steam room.
A turbulent session of repeated anal penetration, resulting in a bruised, visibly blue anus. Where so much frictional energy was created that the liquid inside the anus begins to evaporate and escape, creating a dense cloud of steam.
I pounded her so hard she got a bluebell steamer.