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A sub-genre of heavy metal music pioneered by the Polish band Stoneache. It combines stoner, southern, doom and groove metal with messy and/or monumental structures and huge dose of energy. Confusing lyrics included.
"It's groovy, heavy and it kicks ass. Sounds like power stoner to me..."
"This stuff is boring and predictable, definately NOT a power stoner jam."
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White teenagers that are either from the suburbs or a rural-ish type area that like to smoke weed.
They wear those goofy flat-billed fitted caps but wear Hollister and Abercrombie clothes so they end up looking like some kind of stupid ass wigger/prep-hybrid.
They are always really into Southern Rap but don't know shit about other genres of music. Female nu-stoners probably also listen to pop.
Most real stoners don't like them very much because they're so wigger-ish and retarded.
Male nu-stoners talk and pretty much act like normal guys but they use stupid rap slang words so it makes them sound like idiots.
Female nu-stoners act like black women but most of them add a touch of prep to there style.
All nu-stoners worship Bob Marley, 2pac, and Lil Wayne and this is a fact.
Daniel: Drew wanted to smoke a blunt with me and ride around and listen to Lil Wayne
Chris: He's such a nu-stoner
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Being in love and also the couple makes love with blunts before or after intercorse
Theres the stoner love kicks n it with da blunt, bein too happy and shit.
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The act of ejaculating on the rim of a bong and having a female proceed to take a rip.
Wow! I never expected that dirty stoner to get me so high!
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When you're high and you feel like you're moving in short jerking motions but thinking you aren't because, well.. You're high. But in reality you really are moving like that.
Brad: Whoa brah, look at Joe over there!
Jake: Yeah man, stoner twitch.. He's baked
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Any sort of food created from ingredients that people not under the influence would never consider a good idea.
Joe: I just made a pie with mac & cheese, pasta, and taco meat as the filling. It's a real stoner's delight.
Timothy: All they had there was Hamburger Pizza. It was too much of a stoner's delight for me.
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Music that is sweet to listen to under the influence of marijuana.
Be aware that the majority of mainstream music that is often considered to be stoner music usually sucks and is played out like a motherfucker.
For example, Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon should be substituted with Electric Wizard's Dopethrone, regardless of personal taste.
Sonic Youth's album Sister is great stoner music.
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