Manus's Mom

A term used to describe an unnatractive, nerdy. creepy mother.

Person # 1 : Eew . Is that Aaron's mom?
Person # 2 : Nah, that's Manus's mom!

mom goal

In lacrosse when a shot hits the side of the net and doesn’t go in. All the mom’s scream because they saw the net move but it was not a goal.

Did they score? No it was a “mom goal”.

Ur Mom

Ur Mom is typically very big gay. However does sleep with all your friends as they like to remind you at any opportunity possible. The information is usually followed by L.O.L (Lily’s on lawn).

“Hi, how are you?”
“Ha ha ur mom gay lol, I want to die”
“Me too”

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White mom

The type of mom who has a “live laugh love” poster in every room. She’s in her 40’s but still thinks she’s pushing 27. She has kids whose names you will not find on a keychain or water bottle. Will start a fight with a retail worker and judge other moms.

“Kelly is such a white mom, she just asked to speak to the manager because her chicken had too much seasoning”

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soccer mom

an out of touch woman who drives her kids to soccer games and plays and usually bitches about everything under the sun. she can be seen bitching at managements of compenies and usually "thinks" a kid is better than everyone and anything else including a dog

she also has this "idea" that she is still in her teens/early 20s when in reality she is far from that and tries to be "cool" by subscripting to magazines meant for teens which makes her pathetic

"oh man that's one pathetic soccer mom she should stop bitching and get a life"

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Stage Mom

Pushy, obnoxious, crazy mothers who force their kids to act, model, or enter beauty contests. Usually turning them into emotionally scared adults who hate their parents.

That crazy stage mom needs to give it up, her daughter is ugly as hell.

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you're mom

Since you wrote this, you are probably part of one of these categories:

1. You are retarded.
2. You have a lack of brain cells.
3. You are an illegal immigrant.

Dumb Fuck - You're mom is so fat that people yell Godzilla at her daily !!1
Fumb Duck - Learn English. Just do it.

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