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When someone plays Halo 3 so much that the Halo logo burns into their face. Such an accomplishment is very impressive.
Not to be confused with the Halo 2 tan or the Halo CE tan.
Jason: hey dude, what'd u do over the weekend?
Tom: z0mg d000d, lyk l0l, I g0tz a halo 3 tan!! u c4n practically see the hal0 log0 in my face!!!! lol
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Bob: I got a tan this week.
Sam: How Man!, there ain't no sun here in Washington.
Bob: The UV light from my TV screen gave me a Halo tan!
Sam: Holy Sh*t! I see the halo logo on your f*cking face!
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A rash, disease or infection that is the result of not using protection when visiting a prostitute.
Did Joey tell you about his trip to Amsterdam. Dude got himself a bit of a red light tan
A fetish originating from the Viking era whereby one is voluntarily subjected to a reindeer bukkake. Norse mythology suggests that the act of undergoing a Scandinavian spray tan improved warriors’ fertility rates after returning from long and exhausting battles. Sadly the art of taming reindeer in such fashion has been lost in modern times and fetishists have resorted to undergo such procedures by males dressed up in reindeer outfits instead, with mixed fertility success being reported.
Customer: Good morning, could I book Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, and Rudolph for a Scandinavian spray tan please?
Operator: Most certainly, which date and time did you have in mind?
The uneven tan you receive where your left arm is darker than your right.
Girl, I really need to go to the tanning bed or let someone else drive while I'm the passenger, because I've got a bad case of steering wheel tan.
The act of shitting one pants and stomping of the feet to knock said shit down to ankles, hence, smearing legs with fecal matter
Bloke 1: Oi mate i just shat me pants
Bloke 2: Just pull an Alaskan Tan-Line
a mix of honey mustard and ranch dressing.
eddy has been gay so we gonna spred this farmers tan sauce on his chair.
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A guy who has been stuck in the tanning bed for too long that he has surpassed a normal bronzed color, and is abnormally dark. This is usually extra noticable in the winter months.
Too tan Sam over there looks like he was well done in the toaster oven.
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Look at too tan sam1 It's december and he's orange!
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