Tech-ho

Otherwise known as a T3CH-H00.

A person with all the latest and biggest electronic devices. Almost any Tech-ho knows how to speak 1337 almost fluently.

Usually likes Electronic or Techno music.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at that iPod.
It is so big. She looks like,
one of those T3CH-H0's girlfriends.
But, y'know, who understands those T3CH-H0's? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total raver, 'kay?
I mean, her professional camera, is just so big. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so High-tech, it's like,
out there, I mean - WOW. Look!
She's just so ... BIG!"

Guy: "Baby I love you."
Tech-ho: "Omg really?"
Guy: "Yes."
Tech-ho: "Would you do anything for me?"
Guy: "Of course baby."
Tech-ho: "Okay. Well I saw this amazing Phone today, it's brand new. And no one has it yet! Sooo... I'll totally bang you if you'll buy it for me."

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virginia tech

The only reason people know/care/give a shit about this place is because of the shooting.

Virginia Tech would have zero importance if there was no killing taking place.

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virginia tech

A school where a mass murder occured. 33 people are dead after a gun man shot and killed students and teachers.

John- hey are you going to virginia tech next year?
Jim- Fuck no, Im not trying to get killed.

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virginia tech

Can't match up to The Citadel and the Citadel grads run the country. Unlike the redneck populated VT who could not get in The Citadel.

I went to visit VT and it was full of rednecks and pussies. I went to The Citadel to learn how to become a real man. Bring it on bitch!

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Tech Girls

A girl who doesn't belong where she goes to college at

Dude! I hooked up with tech girls!
Yeah, hows the VD, + they were fat and hairy... like a snowcow

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tech creep

A entitled tech worker who caused the exurbanite prices in houses. When you warn them about leaving their 65.000 or even 125.000 dollar car running while they go in a 711 they reply mind your business old man. and during the pandemic they drove unsafe in Bellevue and on I90 to Seattle

Look at that Tech Creep using a cellphone in his expensive car while driving or Read what that entitled tech creep doesn't realize how arrogant he sounds on Nextdoor.com

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energy tech

Energy tech is where mad fake niggas go and mad dirty 145 kids go. Niggas jack they bout it but never do nothing. And mad ed kids go there.

Bob:You go to to the bummy school energy tech

Andy: yea niggas pussy

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