super straight

shut up.

super straight isnt a valid sexuality. die pls lol

straight person: "sheeesssh i think im part of the LGBT now."
LGBTQIA+ person: "huh? wdym?"
straight person: "i'm super straight."
LGBTQIA+ person: "you know thats not real, right?"

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Straight booty

Meaning someone is trash or something is terrible

God you're straight booty!!

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straight-edge

a philosophy to live a clean, responsible and sober lifestyle; a choice that many, many people consciously make, except being "straight-edge" is an excuse to put X's all over yourself as well as before and after everything you write, to use a label to make your choices look better than everyone else's and belong to a clique.

Dave: "what's the difference between you and XStevenX - that straight-edge guy?"

Me: "well, both of us choose to live a substance-free and responsible life, except XStevenX is self-righteous, insecure douche-bag who needs desperately wants to be a part of another cliche clique, a needs a pathetic label to advertise his "morals" as being above everyone else's."

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straight edger

Somebody who is straight edge, and follows all that goes with it.

"I am drug free, I am alcohol free, and I am better than you!" (CM Punk)

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Super straight

When you say that your straight but secretly gay

Ryan:so I heard your super straight..do you wanna take this too the bathroom

Alex:you mean a-anal

Ryan: of course

Alex:it’s my first Time
Ryan:don’t worry I’ll make you feel comfortable drop them pants and bend over the sink

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Super straight

A "sexuality " where you like the different gender but

also uses the colors of grinder and pornhub

I am not super straight

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Straight nigger

A real gangster.A corner boy. A nigger's nigger.

While Clarence is a coffee shop nigger,Lamont is a straight nigger.

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