Just change ur name to Ben it will do you a favor
Benjamin barely even has his drivers license
Waiter: Hey, you gonna tip me?
Dude: Sorry, I don’t have my credit card, and the only thing I have in my pocket is a Benjamin
Waiter: Fuck you!
Benjamin is someone who is always making crazy sounds and making stupid faces and that is the only way he gets attention from people he's tall and chubby, and his name means crazy but he is very athletic. He is always himself in everything he does, he's devoted to the lord. He loves acting and if he had auditioned for the alexander hamilton play he would have gotten the leading role.
Benjamin is the Burger king
Well…where do I start.
Ben has an enormous penis he makes Dr Sins insecure.
Enough said.
Benjamin has a big shlong
person 1"Who is that boy?"
person 2 "Oh, it's Benjamin"
person 1 "I want him to spank me"
So hot loves drawing better than his brother
He's a Benjamin!