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British firing squad

When a bunch of men line up shoulder to shoulder and time a massive ejaculation on a victim blindfolded some distance away. Named for the similarly to the firing squads used by the British in the late 1700s.

Paulo, Christian, Vertis and I decided to give some whore we found the British firing squad treatment.

by Glock the Cock July 14, 2015


British/Indian Jackass

A person who rages, stresses out or cries while gaming ( typically in first person/third person shooters. eg: CoD, Fortnite, Free Fire )

Favourite phrases are: "kontol", "Mother...", "Camper" and so on. The phrase "Chicken" was used by the ancient B/I Jackasses.

Person A: "Mother..."
Person B: "You British/Indian Jackass"

by Kuntul69 December 30, 2021


british tea party

the act of tipping a female ass up. pouring a fresh pot of brewed tea into her ass. then sucking the shitty mess out with a set of straws.

for kellys going away party we preformed a british tea party on her. regardless of her wishes. wow what a shitty delicous mess. yum

by joe appenfeldt April 1, 2008

18๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


British NooB Party

British Noob Party.
a growing movment in modern britain and its colonies, such as england, wales and scotland to name few, that share the views A, noobs should be goverment regulated, through policey, legislation and a control pad
B, the acronym BNP should be owened by the British Noob Party, because Noob hate is cooler than Xenophobia
C, noobs should be redefined as property, so non noobs can own/pwn their very own Noob dailey
D, Total annoobicide for all that oppose the war on Noobs

viva la the despot rule of the noob overlords!
The British NooB Party aims to be a force for postive humour
noob is oringaly derivided from the neophyte around 1850 according to my extensive research

by The noob overlord March 21, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fat British woman

A fat British woman is an overweight British woman/girl most of the time will date a back African man

Wow that fat British woman is so fat she has her own satellite

by The real pewds April 21, 2019

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British Blind-Fuck

The act of pushing someones head down (to their stomach area, therefore making them look like they are sucking there own shlong) in a repetitive motion until they beg for mercy.

dude, you just British Blind-Fuck ed matt so good man" "hahaha i know, but matt's a fag anyway

by Anonymous217678687 May 11, 2011

5๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


british reach around

when a member of the British royal guard uses his bear hat between your legs in a circular motion and then reaches around and jerks you off at the same time... Thus giving you the sensation of a bear tickling your balls and putting your cock on a conveyor belt in a factory....

My boyfriend went to the Royal Palace and got a British reach around FML I can never ever satisfy him again

by domkeychoker August 4, 2018

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