penis cream

1.) Lube, vaseline, that thing you need when its all... dry

2.) Semen, Cum, Man Juice!

"Theres no soap.. but that toothpaste can be a sub for a penis cream!"

"God.. you fags like to swallow penis cream."

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Dirty Cream

(also dirty creme) Used to refer to the semen or "creme" of any guy who has contracted an STD. Can be used as a warning. Dirty Creamer is used to refer to the guy carrying the disease.

Girl 1- That guy over there is really cute. I think I might go talk to him.

Girl 2- Oh no, you don't want him. I heard he got that dirty cream.

Girl 1- Omg, nevermind then.

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ice cream

1. the sweet treat u can by in tha store

2. the creamy white that cums out (if u kno wat i mean)

1."hey i want some ice cream"

2."he got a lot of ice cream on my face"

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Ice-cream

A descriptive word used to describe something that is beyond awesome. Something that instills an imature and exagerated level of excitement and joy equivalent to giving ice cream to a child with downs.

I can't believe that just happened! That was totally ice-cream!

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Cream of balls

The act of creaming onto ones ballsack, then performing a "t-bag" with the partner, the desired effect that the balls taste like semen. (also known as "penis pudding")

"Sup bill, would you do last night?"

"Well, I fed the mrs some cream of balls."

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whipping cream

Sucking dick and the cum.

"Why is she so tired?"
"She was whipping cream all last night!"
"Ohhhh naughty!!!"

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hair cream

to cum in some ones shampoo bottle with out telling them

i gave her my hair cream

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