Damned Dirty Dave

Any American drummer that hits on your guitarist’s woman nonstop then later fucks her so hard she forgets the other dude’s name. This man has no shame and is better than that dumbass guitarist anyway.

Why is Kevin so pissed? Well, Mark pulled a Damned Dirty Dave last night and now Kevin’s wife took all his shit and moved in with Mark.

I say damn!

A phrase used to express astonishment or surprise. Sometimes used as a phrase of disgust.

Homie spent a thousand dollars on dat bitch! I say damn!

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God damn fucking

Stronger than god damn, but not as strong as god damn motherfucking.

You god damn FUCKING asshole!

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Science damn you

Something you say to an atheist when you are really mad at him.

"Science damn you, United Atheist Alliance!"

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those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

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God Damn Shawty

A phrase used when one encounters a woman of significant attractiveness and, commonly, impure of heart however this is not required.

God Damn Shawty you wanna come back to my crib?

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about damn time

It means "finally".

- I've finished the book today.
- About damn time!

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